THE Common Enemy?

As Americans we must always remember that we all have a   common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful, and   relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government.   --Columnist Dave Barry

Paranoid or crazy?

Descriptions of foreign leaders via the latest Wikileak's release of U.S. documents describes Afghanistan's President Hamid Karzai as "paranoid."  Let's see, a U.S. puppet "leading" a tribal culture with U.S. guards for protection.  If he's NOT paranoid, he's crazy.  --L. Reichard White, Monday, November 29, 2010 12:03 AM

"Ignorant" is better

"Ignorant" is better than "stupid" - - - there's no cure for "stupid." --L. Reichard White, Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:28 PM

Who'd win the dunce-off?

"Our former President and our current President ought to have a dunce-off. There is no telling which would win." --L. Neil Smith, Thursday, November 11, 2010 3:25 PM

MAXIMUM job security

Fighting "insider trading" is like fighting prostitution and drugs -- it doesn't stop the practice, but it gives the "warriors" permanent job security. --L. Reichard White, Thursday, October 21, 2010 9:49 AM

Well, OK, if you INSIST - - -

OK. If you INSIST on taking politics & politicians seriously, BY THEIR ACTIONS, comparing Mr. Bush to Mr. Obama is like trying to decide whether Richard Spec was worse than Charles Manson. Or if you're too young to remember that, how about Jim Jones vs. Jeffery Dahmer? --L. Reichard White, Sunday, September 19, 2010 10:09 AM

The Perfect Balance!

If Democrats are all heart and no brain - - - and Republicans are all brain and no heart, how would you describe  libertarians? --Bill Nelson, 1988

The perfect balance between heart and brain, of course. --L. Reichard, White, 1988

Who's manning the machine guns?

No atheists in foxholes would suggest an awful lot of believers manning machine guns. --Gregory J. Bart Jr, Saturday, August 21, 2010 3:50 PM

Delayed reaction - - -

Hell, if technology waited until people are ready for it, we'd still be waiting to move INTO the caves... --Ulrich F. Biele, Monday, August 09, 2010 4:21 AM

Deep-water drilling experts?

"The Department of Interior has announced it will be sending SWAT teams to the Gulf to inspect all platforms and rigs."[In response to the April, 2010 Gulf of Mexico oil-spill] -U.S. President Barak Obama from "Teacher of The Year" ceremony,  April 29, 2010, 13:56:35

Exception to the rule - - -

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day --- unless it keeps military time. --L. Reichard White, Sunday, April 04, 2010 1:49 PM

Another place to find the truth - - -

"Always listen to The Fool! 'Cuz he's the one allowed to tell the truth!"  --Rich Paul

It might do more than set you free - - -

The truth MAY set you free, but these days it could piss you off so much you get in trouble. --L. Reichard White, Saturday, March 13, 2010 9:05 AM

The Millennium - - -

We'll know the millennium has truly arrived when keyboarding becomes an official Olympic event.  --L. Reichard White, Sunday, February 21, 2010 1:20 PM